I am on the mend! All I had to do was drink icky yucky TheraFlu, which tastes like bad sourless lemonade. >.< It's gross hot, but even more undrinkable cold. Oh well; aside from the deep, dry coughing, I'm fine. I can swallow pretty normally and I don't have any headaches anymore. Here's to hoping I won't have to visit the hospital. It takes damn well near forever for a doctor to see us, and when he/she does, it's for like, ten minutes. -_- Stupid medical care.
Limericks! Neil and I worked on these last Thursday. I had the first line, the third line, etc. etc., and he took every other line. We alternated that way for the first "story" limerick.
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose foot got stuck in a bucket,
When he sat down to cry,
Another got stuck on his thigh,
And he fell down a well and went plunkett!
Upon whence, he wobbily floated,
Absorbing water, he then bloated,
He kept swelling up,
Which spilled his teacup,
And then, he sadly exploded.
Then Gen-chan joined us for the third limerick, which we lengthened to three limericks to tell a story about our Pre-Calculus teacher, Mr. Wallance (whom we all love for his Crunchie candybars and Canadian silliness). Again, I had the first line, then Gen-chan, then Neil, and like that for the rest of the "story."
Wallace was a teacher of math,
Who desperately needed a bath,
So grabbing some soap,
( Which he kept on a rope ),
The dirt would soon feel his wrath!
He ran the water luke-warm,
When he opened the door of his dorm,
And to his surprise,
He was hit smack in his eyes,
With bees, from a hive, in a swarm. (Isn't that clever?! my line, my line!)
He really did try to escape,
But he suddenly tripped on his cape,
He fell on a mace,
Ouch! right on his face,
Hum, what an odd math shape!
A lot of people don't get the last line, but since he's a math teacher, and the holes in his face make an odd shape... yeah, yeah, it's lame, but we had nothing better to do while other students were testing. ^_^;;
Bob Marley song! XD Well, it reminds me of that. And also, the song from the shops in Traverse Town, in the game Kingdom Hearts. o_O
winamp: [FFIX] dubnofantasyaloneman by djpretzel
Limericks! Neil and I worked on these last Thursday. I had the first line, the third line, etc. etc., and he took every other line. We alternated that way for the first "story" limerick.
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose foot got stuck in a bucket,
When he sat down to cry,
Another got stuck on his thigh,
And he fell down a well and went plunkett!
Upon whence, he wobbily floated,
Absorbing water, he then bloated,
He kept swelling up,
Which spilled his teacup,
And then, he sadly exploded.
Then Gen-chan joined us for the third limerick, which we lengthened to three limericks to tell a story about our Pre-Calculus teacher, Mr. Wallance (whom we all love for his Crunchie candybars and Canadian silliness). Again, I had the first line, then Gen-chan, then Neil, and like that for the rest of the "story."
Wallace was a teacher of math,
Who desperately needed a bath,
So grabbing some soap,
( Which he kept on a rope ),
The dirt would soon feel his wrath!
He ran the water luke-warm,
When he opened the door of his dorm,
And to his surprise,
He was hit smack in his eyes,
With bees, from a hive, in a swarm. (Isn't that clever?! my line, my line!)
He really did try to escape,
But he suddenly tripped on his cape,
He fell on a mace,
Ouch! right on his face,
Hum, what an odd math shape!
A lot of people don't get the last line, but since he's a math teacher, and the holes in his face make an odd shape... yeah, yeah, it's lame, but we had nothing better to do while other students were testing. ^_^;;
Bob Marley song! XD Well, it reminds me of that. And also, the song from the shops in Traverse Town, in the game Kingdom Hearts. o_O
winamp: [FFIX] dubnofantasyaloneman by djpretzel